‘Your personal details update form … Mr Sussman; you are not a Jedi Knight. Kindly amend the details in Box 3 – Religion. Ditto Mr Markham, Mr Peterson, Miss Maxwell, Mr Dieter, and Miss Black. ‘Miss Maxwell, Box 5. You are not five feet seven inches tall and never will be. Live with it and correct your paperwork. ‘Mr Markham, the box marked “Sex” is not an invitation. Please amend the details and apologise to Mrs Partridge. ‘Mr Dieter, the claims made in the box marked “Other Interests” are physically impossible and, in most of the civilised world, illegal. You also render yourself liable to
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The fact that if you’ve never done a UK census you wouldn’t get why they’d out Jedi Knight in the first place just makes it ten times funnier.
