Me: Thumbelina Bruce Wayne Cross Python: You’re kidding. Me: … Python: Oh wow. You’re NOT kidding. Python: No. HELL NO. Python: Also, what in the actual fuck kind of name is that? Me: I don’t know. Thumbelina is cute and Bruce Wayne is Batman. Why wouldn’t you want to name your pet after Batman? He’s Batman! Me: Come on, Robbie. Just do it. Python: No! Me: What were you going to name her? Python: Sure as hell not Thumbelina Bruce Wayne!
