I asked her if she wanted to see my python.” He nearly falls off the stool from laughing so hard, and I love that I didn’t have to explain it to him at all. “Fucking genius,” he says, pulling his black frames off his face and wiping away the tears that have formed in his eyes. “Even I would have followed you into the bathroom after that one.” I smirk. “I wouldn’t have to use any lines on you.” “Only because I’m easy.” “I’m sure Delia loves that.”
