Can't Text This (Texting, #3)

by Teagan Hunter

“Pinky swear? You have to say it. Say, ‘Uncle Zach, I promise to never shart in your bed again.’”

Plus, without being attached to your phone, you get to miss all the Game of Thrones spoilers.

Everybody poops. Except girls. We don’t do that.

Hey, I told you I sent that picture of me on the toilet by ACCIDENT. It was supposed to go to Zach.

I think I just compared my dick to a pencil, and we both know it’s more like a Pringles can.