Python: I think it’s my turn to hate you. Me: You named her Thumbelina Bruce Wayne, didn’t you? Python: Yes. Python: It just fits her so well. Me: Someone just took one step closer to making our “bang plan” happen. Python: For real? Shit. I’ll go buy ten bunnies and you can name them anything you want! Spanky, Sparky, Spidey, Tinker Bell! Whatever! Python: Can I just say I enjoy the fact that a bunny is what’s caused this? We’ll be banging like rabbits in no time. Me: And just like that, one step back. Don’t be a creeper, Robbie.
