Me: No, rules are there to be FOLLOWED. It is very important to follow rules, especially our rules. Python: I had no idea I was dating someone so lame. Me: Yes you did. Python: You’re right. We should break up. Python: KIDDING. Don’t leave me. I like you too much. Me: I like you too, which is the problem. Python: And by problem, you mean the best thing to ever happen to you, right? Me: That is yet to be determined. Python: Noted, Monty. NOTED. Me: I could lose my job! Python: No you couldn’t. You said there was nothing in the handbook when you looked it over. We’re good. We just need to keep
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