Me: I’m sorry if you hoped for more, but I’m not a random hookup kind of gal. Python: What makes you assume I’m a random hookup kind of guy? What makes you assume you’re not my type? Because of the way I look? Tsk, tsk. So judgy, Monty. Python: For the record, I’ve had random hookups in the past and they didn’t work out in my favor (i.e., I got a girl pregnant). Me: You’re a father? Python: I am. Me: I…I did not see that coming. Python: Is it a bad thing? Me: No, not at all! I love kids.