Can't Text This (Texting, #3)

by Teagan Hunter

He knows I’m here to take care of him, but he has to clean up after himself. It’s teamwork.

Python: A bunny. Me: No way! Bunnies are SO cute! DO IT! Python: But they poop. Me: Everybody poops. Except girls. We don’t do that. Python: Riiiiight.

Python: Did we just get divorced before we even got married? Me: Did you just propose before we’ve even dated?