Here’s how it would go every night: HER: I’m home! HIM: You’ll never believe what happened today and how screwed/ignored/underestimated I was. HER: Let’s talk about it! Let me just say hi to the kids and answer these texts, because I have a premiere tonight…. HIM: You never care about me. HER: What? How can you say that? HIM: Listen to you. You’re barely here. You’re barely a mother. HER: Did you hear the part where I have a premiere? Did you not hear the part where I want to say hi to the kids? HIM: I can’t bear your anger anymore.
