“You’re telling me this is a coincidence?” That smile grows, curling at the corners like a snake’s. “Apparently so.” A set of keys jangled as he lifts them before my nose. “And I so do live here.” “Well, fuck me sideways,” I mutter without thinking. John grins wide, the look in his eyes positively evil. “Sideways, huh? Is that something you’re into?” “Trust me, that wasn’t a request.” Not really. Well, maybe. Gah, tap it down, Stells.
