Closer (Taint, #2)

by Carmen Jenner

Having your heart broken means another hit record.

“Well, you know what they say. If you love something set it free.” I laugh without humour. “And if it doesn’t come back to you, find it, and lock it in the fucking basement until it learns its lesson.”

I hope I never fall in love, for I cannot afford to lose my head. I like it exactly where it is, and no man will make me think otherwise.

Weddings suck balls. Correction, weddings suck balls when you’re in love with the bride.

‘Je vais prendre un café, et le sexe, s'il vous plaît’.”