Moab Is My Washpot

by Stephen Fry

Prior to the 1890s “hello!” had simply been an exclamation of surprise and interest, with obvious venery overtones.

dwile

Dwile was a beer soaked rag and the two teams tried to avoid being hit with it.

I’m not even tone deaf, that’s the arse-mothering, fuck-nosed, bugger-sucking wank of the thing.

One of the funniest things I've ever read.

Emotion has nothing to do with appropriateness. It matters only that it shall be sincere. I happened to feel deeply. I showed it. It doesn’t matter whether I ought to have felt deeply or not.”