What chance does a girl have when her dad won’t shell out for a bra and tampons? What chance does a girl have when she can’t learn about sex at school but can learn how to douche with turpentine on her phone? When her parents are arguing machines? When her father is a yo-yo and her mother can only think in oil paints? When she’s moved all the way across the country because her family can’t locate its owner’s manual? “Fucked if I do, fucked if I don’t.” That’s The Freak motto.