Regicide (The Completionist Chronicles, #2)

by Dakota Krout

He swayed backward, and the paw missed him by a bear inch. Joe shook his head hard. No! No puns during combat!

Remember, poisoning your friends isn’t a bad thing… if it is for experience!

Everyone, please remember that if you stay where you are supposed to be, you will be fine! If you run away or leave your spot, only you will explode like a kernel of popcorn! Everyone else will be fine. Do not leave your assigned spot! Get ready!”