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cool. I mean, you get to name bugs. You get to argue about whether or not they actually qualify as bugs, and then you get to name them things like Erikisa Dumbassus, and then send pics of them to your stupid ex. I mean, you could. If you wanted to.
“Great. Oh, and Cameron?” He blinks at me from behind his glasses, big-eyed and innocent-looking. “If you get yourself pregnant to an alien I’m going to make you carry that baby to term. For science. And for pissing me off. Okay? Good talk.” So. Pretty mad after all.
“Does this make you my gynecologist?” I ask him, which is apparently when his patience runs out and I’m firmly evicted from the medical bay.
Ugh, he’s such an asshole. Attractive, but an asshole all the same.
MC is attracted to almost every man in this book
ovaries or some bullshit. “I got it!” Karl cracks a heat pack and darts over to slap it on my belly only Tal’jen rears up to growl at him threateningly. Karl, however, doesn’t back down an inch. “I am his doctor,” he snaps, which is good because for a moment I thought he’d been going to say ‘gyno’. “I am looking out for his best interests, and I am not afraid of you!”
Karl is my favorite side character, so far
Mike leans back, looking sour. “Okay. So they think you’re ‘fertile’ and Leo’s ‘virile’. What the hell does that make me?” “Pre-pubescent,” I tell him, and the look on his face is too hilarious for words.
“You don’t know that! I always catch whatever’s going around, I’m very susceptible to things. So if ‘wombs’ are going around I’m probably going to catch one!”
Lololol
I have no idea but whatever it is I hope he gets on with it. I’m dying for it, constantly horny, and all the self-manipulation in the world isn’t going to make up for the unfair absence of indigo alien dick in my life.
Mood
I have officially moved in with my alien boyfriend. Okay. I can take this. It’s not too fast, it’s fine.
He says after he mated said bf in front of the whole village last night
