Changed: Mated to the Alien Alpha (The Omega Colony, #1)

by Robin Moray

I mean, you get to name bugs. You get to argue about whether or not they actually qualify as bugs, and then you get to name them things like Erikisa Dumbassus, and then send pics of them to your stupid ex. I mean, you could. If you wanted to.

I want to be the one that makes him make that noise and I want everyone to hear it.

I’m gone for him. It’s hopeless. I’m one hundred percent gone on this kinky fucking alien and I can’t even feel sorry about it.

“If you get yourself pregnant to an alien I’m going to make you carry that baby to term. For science. And for pissing me off. Okay? Good talk.”

Crap, he’s the best boyfriend I’ve ever had and he can’t even speak my language. What does that say about my taste in men?

He is mocking me again. He is a wretch, and the fondest friend I have.