“Can’t you just try using a fucking condom?” “Oh, yeah, because I’m going to try explaining that to a seven foot tall alien. ‘Hey, Tal’jen, just let me put this on your dick for a sec.’” I try to imagine it, and I laugh so hard I end up hiccuping. “Or maybe,” Mike says loudly, “you could try not having sex with him? Maybe you could try that.”
