Untouchable (Untouchables, #1)

by Sam Mariano

“If you’re looking for Prince Charming and I’m your best shot, you are in a truly dire situation.”

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“You know what? I’m curious what would happen if I reached my hand down that little garbage disposal hole in the sink to retrieve a lost spoon, but not curious enough to try it. Jake is at that party, Grace.”

please this is hilarious

“I spend every day of my life with people who like the look of a mask I wear, Zoey. You’re the only person who likes what’s underneath better.”