Carpet Diem

by Justin Lee Anderson

he hated other people. Not any specific other people; just everyone who wasn’t him.

triptychal

“Those who help you are not always your friends; those who oppose you are not always your enemies.”

But then, for Harriet, decent was rarely a useful adjective.

dipsomaniac

Gross Domestic Product.

aggrandisement,

Nobody who wasn’t watching a full season of 24 on DVD in real time should be up at this hour.