That Ain't Witchcraft (InCryptid #8)
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“I told you not to fight a field. A field is bigger than you.
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I kept walking until I heard people talking quietly up ahead—and, more importantly, until I smelled bacon.
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Cylia hadn’t just found us a temporary home. She’d found us a way to start hoping again.
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It’s not science until somebody writes it down.
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If you were any more into your reading, you would actually be inside the book.”
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Dinner was exactly as advertised: filling, delicious, and hearty in that summer camp kind of way, like we were storing up calories against the possibility of never getting to eat again.
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“Death is not the last great adventure. Death is the natural consequence of getting the last great adventure wrong.” –Mary Dunlavy
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fire is more common, but we can’t all be Jean Grey, can we, Bobby?” “Can you please start speaking English instead of geek?” demanded Cylia.
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I was suddenly aware of the tears rolling down my cheeks. I swiped them fiercely away. No. I was a Price. I was a derby girl. I wasn’t going to cry over this. I was going to kick its ass.
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“Everyone, chill,” I said, and winced immediately after. “Everyone, forgive me for accidental ice puns and calm down.
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“I’m not a monkey, I’m a fūri,” said Sam grumpily. “You’re a monkey, too, if you think I am. We’re both primates. I’m just a primate who can swing from trees and then go sit on airplanes.”
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“I was a smart kid, and I was a hurting kid, and I was a little bit of a know-it-all.
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Most employers won’t accept “spending the morning hanging out with strange women, figuring out how to perform an act of large and terrifying sorcery” as a reason for not coming to work. Maybe the world would be a better place if they did.
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“Your dad’s sort of a dick, isn’t he?” asked Sam. “Yeah, he is,” said James. “I should probably defend him, but why bother? It won’t make him any less of an asshole.”
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You can’t make us leave.” “I have a lot of knives,” I said. “That’s nice,” said Cylia. “You’ll never hit me.”
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“Is Stephen King really writing fiction?” I asked. “Or is he just a small-town historian who somehow got filed in the wrong part of the bookstore?”
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She was trying to do something good and she fucked up, which is basically the story of humanity’s time on this planet—we’re
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I don’t date Covenant men. The genocide never scrubs off of them.”
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she can’t tell whether I’m living or dead. Which means she’s going to get worried, and then she’s going to get angry, and then she’s going to call my mom.”
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I felt like I’d just donated blood, only a hundred times worse, and with no orange juice or cookies to lighten the blow.
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Having what was essentially a homework party while wrapped in a mothball-scented blanket and propped against my living heater of a boyfriend shouldn’t have been so pleasant, but it really, really was.
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once you strapped a reasonably athletic woman into a pair of roller skates, she became a physics-fueled engine of death, presenting a danger to both herself and others.
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“Why does this concept make more sense when it comes from someone you like?” asked James. “I already said this.” “Yeah, but she makes me bacon,” said Sam.
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Who could have guessed that arguing with an unknowable force of the cosmos would be so much like arguing with a toddler who had stayed up past bedtime?
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“I’m going to kill that guy. I hope you’re cool with it because every time he messes with us, it gets a little more inevitable.”
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Home. There was an idea. I’d been happy there. I’d been bored there, and suddenly boredom seemed like the very pinnacle of the human condition.
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can you imagine what the mice would do with that?” “Yes, and since I don’t want to celebrate the Festival of James Smith is a Wanker for the rest of my life,
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all I need to do is become super heavy, knock you down, and sit on you. Then you won’t be able to hurt anybody, even if the crossroads really wants you to.”
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I want to have adventures, but I want to live.”
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You know what’s boring as hell? Transcription, which is why court stenographers and the people who do captions for television should be paid substantially better than they are.
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“This is like the American Ninja Warrior of homework, and I hate it,” said Sam.
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Everyone blinked at me, briefly united on Team Missing the Point.
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No pressure or anything. It was just that if I got this wrong, we were all going to die.
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I can’t live my life behind wards. I can’t be locked in some shiny cage and told that you’ll take care of me.”
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Leonard and I could have been on the same side all along. In a better world. Too bad this was the world we had to live in.
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“You need to watch more reality television, or my tendency to talk entirely in pop culture references when stressed isn’t going to make this easier.
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the bird in the hand is going to peck the crap out of you if you don’t put it back in the bush.”
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if I could use this to undermine his authority, I would. In a heartbeat. Of course, so much was contingent on me having a heartbeat when all this was over.
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The rules of magic are complicated, confusing, and sometimes contradictory. Magic is basically the English language of universal constants.
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Punching an ancient force of terrible magic in the face is rarely as good an idea as it seems.
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“Can we pretend we’ve had this whole fight, and skip ahead to the part where you admit I’m right and we get on the stupid bike?
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“Trust me. I’m a professional.” “Professional pain in my ass,” he muttered.
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We’re standing five hundred years in the past. Do you understand how much trouble you’re in, young lady?” “Are you going to ground me for irresponsible time travel?” “I might!”
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When it comes to liturgies and catechisms, there’s really only one faith that’s been completely available to us, offered freely and without the expectation that we’ll join in.
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Elizabeth Evans, called Beth, the Kindly Priestess, who did find Us gathered in her yard, and say, Why, Look At You, You Must be Starving.
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They court danger like a lover, and seem surprised when their affections are returned.
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“I’ve got so much to tell the mice.”
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she did the telepath equivalent of throwing her back out and wound up functionally spraining her entire mind.
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All her telepathic ethics have been carefully self-taught from X-Men comics and old episodes of Babylon 5,
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“I think she’s the sort of person who always winds up all right,” said Megan, a little wryly. “If the world tries to tell her she’s not, she’ll just punch it until it starts playing nice.”
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