‘Well, ain’t that some shit?’ the missile said to a missile orbiting in the air beside it. ‘Sloppy’, the second missile’s tiny yet intelligent brain responded over the tactical network. ‘They are way too slow.’ ‘I hate sloppy soldiers,’ the first missile declared. ‘I bet their bunks are unmade and their footlockers are unlocked. If there is one thing in this world that I hate, it is an unlocked footlocker.’ ‘Damn, that defense shield is still only twelve percent charged,’ the second missile noted with surprise and disgust. ‘Hey, I have an idea.’
one of the best comedic touches to the series is when Craig Alanson puts the thought process of a smart missile into words, i need more of this in my books!
