Ghostwater (Cradle, #5)

by Will Wight

Bowey McBowFace.”

Sickk. Bowey McBowFace is a cool namee (gnarly if you will)

“Yes, this water will restore your youth,” Dross continued. “Unless you’re too young, and then it will overwhelm your life-force and instantly kill you. How old are you, again? I have the worst time telling humans apart.” Lindon’s heart seized up, and he collapsed to the floor, dead.

Pffffff

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Longhook turned his good eye to Arelius. “My fate...does not...end here...” Eithan’s smile softened. “Yeah, but it does, though.” Blue-white light fell from the sky and speared Longhook through the spirit. Eithan ran a hand over his face. “‘Everything ends,’ that’s what I should have said! Agh, that would have been so much cooler! Can I try that again? No? He’s already dead? That’s a shame.”

You could... Unkill him?

The top of Orthos’ shell split and slid apart, folding back into itself. A pair of sunglasses dropped from nowhere onto Orthos’ eyes. “Later, losers,” Orthos said, then he dashed away.

Later losers. *sunglasses drop from nowhere*

“They told us not to break the doorway! They said ‘Make absolutely sure not to break the door, or you’re going to die in there. Slowly and painfully.’” “Oh.” And so they died, slowly and painfully. But none slower or more painfully than Lindon, whose stupidity doomed them all.

Ooooof, nothing like dying from stupidity.