what do you want to do?” He shrugs. “Watch YouTube or something.” “We don’t learn much from YouTube, Sam.” “That’s not true,” Willow calls from her room. “Everything I know I learnt from YouTube.” “Is that where you learnt to eavesdrop?” I call. “Funny,” she calls back. I throw Sammy a wink. “I know, right? I’m hilarious. And I learnt it on YouTube,” I shout.