"I came back home to retrieve my phone, which I accidentally left on charge." He gestures to his side table and I see his damn phone on charge. "And I find you," he holds out both his hands toward my body, "in a state of undress, standing in my bedroom, smelling my cologne." I wrinkle my nose and scrunch up my face. “It sounds kind of weird when you say it like that.” He looks at me, deadpan. “It is weird.”
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