Terminal Uprising (Janitors of the Post-Apocalypse #2)

by Jim C. Hines

“The Quetzalus install nerve blockers to prevent coughing, sneezing, vomiting, and flatulence. The real concern is hiccups. They haven’t found a cure for those yet.” Wolf chuckled, then frowned. “You’re joking, right?” Rubin ignored the question. “She’s beautiful.”

“Like hell.” Mops muted the connection. “Wolf, how have you been coming along on those grav beam tutorials?” “I haven’t blown up the simulated ship in almost two weeks.” Years of experience helped Mops maintain a calm, confident tone.

“Your sun is unacceptably bright,” complained Cate.