C*cky Author

by Fettucine Holliday

I practically gag at the amount of… what word am I looking for? It has a definition that goes something like “conceited or arrogant, especially in a bold or impudent way.” Other words like it are arrogant, conceited, overweening, overconfident, cocksure, self-important, egotistical, presumptuous, boastful, and self-assertive. There’s a word. Five letters. Kind of… like… a penis? It’s on the tip of my tongue, but I just can’t come out with it for some unknown reason.