C*cky Author

by Fettucine Holliday

I practically gag at the amount of… what word am I looking for? It has a definition that goes something like “conceited or arrogant, especially in a bold or impudent way.” Other words like it are arrogant, conceited, overweening, overconfident, cocksure, self-important, egotistical, presumptuous, boastful, and self-assertive. There’s a word. Five letters. Kind of… like…

“It’s a great cock – EEEEEEEE, a cockroach!”

I’m a lady who pulses for a conveniently easy and contrived plot moment.

Put your heterocentric snake in my lady lasagna.”

pussy. He puts his original content in me like no man ever has before.

“You’re a real good fucker.” “Thank you,” he responds modestly. “My father never loved me.”