C*cky Author

by Fettucine Holliday

His face is like something I’ve seen in a magazine – in fact, I could’ve sworn I’ve seen it a thousand times, like it’s been on a lot of book covers because that’s something any reasonable person expects when they purchase a non-exclusive license. He just has that stock photo kind of face.

I practically gag at the amount of… what word am I looking for? It has a definition that goes something like “conceited or arrogant, especially in a bold or impudent way.” Other words like it are arrogant, conceited, overweening, overconfident, cocksure, self-important, egotistical, presumptuous, boastful, and self-assertive.