Josh and Hazel's Guide to Not Dating
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I am both broke and lazy—a terrible combination. I am perpetually awkward at parties and in an effort to relax will probably end up drinking until I’m topless. I tend to like animals more than people. I can always be counted on to do or say the worst possible thing in a delicate moment.
Pamela Linstad
So i am hazel
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going for it on fourth and long.
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Omg what does this mean
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“Can I learn, too?” Her eyebrows slowly rise. “Like, sit in on the class?”
Pamela Linstad
Dude i would ask the same thing i love music class
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The world seems full of men who are initially infatuated by our eccentricities, but who ultimately expect them to be temporary. These men eventually grow bewildered that we don’t settle down into calm, potential-wifey girlfriends.