Get in Trouble: Stories
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Let all those mountain houses and ski condos go down, all the way down and the deer and the bricks and the high school girls and the people who never tip. It isn’t all that great a world anyway, you know?
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Bunnatine knows her mother is a superhero. She isn’t just a waitress. That’s just her cover story.
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the mutants
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the kid.
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Penn Hackney
Simile
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the kid is still asleep.
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She thinks Bunnatine ought to tell Biscuit about the kid. But it’s a little late for that, and who knows? Maybe she isn’t his kid anyway.
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Penn Hackney
The lesson: 9/11, children’s books, love - infant and adult. The real lesson for me is the physiology, care, and feeding of a 24-week-old fetus.
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Thanh and Harper
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Penn Hackney
Haha
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Naomi
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If they never had to see each other again.
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Naomi,
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Naomi
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old Russians with rent-stabilized leases.
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Naomi
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Penn Hackney
Haha
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Fleur,
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Harper likes meeting people, especially when he knows he never has to see them again.
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Naomi
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Han,
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Fleur
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Penn Hackney
Haha
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Able to wring maximum fun, maximum exhausting whimsy, out of all gatherings.
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Chula Vista.
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David
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Bad Claw Island
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Han
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Harper, nimble spinner of the spectacular untruth,
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Penn Hackney
Haha - Coleridge, the wedding guest in The Ancient Mariner
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there is no story that Harper does not further embellish, does not re-embroider.
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Penn Hackney
Haha
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Fleur
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Lenny
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Bad Claw Lodge
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Penn Hackney
Haha
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a piece of taxidermy. Something catlike, but with a peculiarly flattened, leathery tail.
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I need a quick crash course in marriage. What’s sex like?
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Haha
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Haha - Mee too
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We’re at different ends of the political spectrum. But he’s good to me. And he’s rich.
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the lesson
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Filene’s Basement.
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Harper and Thanh were married in a courthouse office. They wore good suits. Red boxers, because red is lucky. Luck is necessary.
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Here’s marriage advice Thanh could give Fleur. Be lucky.
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information gathering in field settings.
Penn Hackney
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Penn Hackney
Crown Island! Lake Muskoka, Bracebridge, Ontario, Canada.
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Fleur
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the medicinal smell of pine and salt.
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Thanh,