“Don’t laugh at him, you hypocrite.” “I’m not laughing at him,” Cody finally calmed enough to say. “I’m laughing at you.” Mitch threw a pillow at his so-called best friend. “Why?” “Alex is demi.” Cody grinned and placed the pillow behind his head. “That’s fucking perfect. Means you can’t be anything but real with him, otherwise he won’t give you the time of day. It’s so completely opposite to your usual screw ‘em and leave ‘em routine. Man, he’s going to be so good for you. He’s going to turn you inside out and upside down. I can’t wait to see it.”