I once fired up my Uber Driver app after leaving my acting class and I was matched to pick up one of my classmates. To make matters worse, it was the pretty girl I had a crush on. Then just as I was pulling up, the trip was canceled for some reason. So I rolled down my window and asked: “Hey, Jessica, did you call an Uber?” “Yeah, but I canceled it. My boyfriend’s coming to pick me up.” I wanted to drive my Prius off of a cliff.
