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If only my time in a cupboard had made me a wizard. I’m still bitter about that. I want a magic wand.
Trogdor would basically show anyone who broke in where the electronics were kept, as long as they had food. Traitorous fluff-butt.
“I’ve been camping exactly once. Let’s just say we refer to it as the Great Misadventure of 2012. It involved carrying a thirty-pound cooler with no handles more than two miles, a pillowcase with my clothes in it, a lopsided tent that trapped every mosquito inside, and Lawrence being mistaken as the suspect in a carjacking and arrested in the parking lot on our way home. We didn’t repeat it.”
