From Lukov with Love

by Mariana Zapata

By the time I’d busted my ass five times in a row, I figured it was time to call it quits.

me quitting the gym because my ass isn’t phat after 5 squats.

Assault was against the law. But was it extra illegal to hit a teenager?

me dealing with teenage sorority girls at work lmao.

Mary McDonald’s

what a tragic name.

damn. does the girl ever say things at a regular speaking pace. “i said slowly” about 6 times in this one chapter. MISS GIRL -

why is she describing everyone like this every two seconds - just say it’s your mama speaking 😭

we doing way too much.

“Okay,” I said slowly, still watching Ivan as he sat there, looking almost checked out.

I said slowly, I said slowly, I said slowly. PICK UP THE PACE, SISTER!