From Lukov with Love

by Mariana Zapata

Stop looking at me, I mouthed. No, he mouthed back.

this is actually marvelous, delicious even

the man under me made a snickering sound

is this not a 30 year old MAN ????

“I’m going to count down the days, Meatball. Believe me. One year, and I’ll probably pay someone to take you so I can get rid of you.”

MWAHAHAHAHA OK 👍

People being proud of me for keeping my mouth shut?

i wonder if people ever think this of me

“Yes. The diva in the back is Lacey. She’s in time-out. I should’ve left her at home, but she can’t be in the car with anyone else other than Russ, and today’s his day for a ride.”

are u kidding me

He’d just said his dog was in time-out, hadn’t he?

i’m actually screaminf rn right here in this very moment

There was a pause. “I’m a catch.” “A catch and release.”

jasmine my luv you’re a comedian i luv ya

“You. Matter. To. Me. You. I couldn’t forgive myself if something happened to you because of me,”

LAAAAWWWWDDDD HERE WEEEE GOOO 🙌🙌🙌👏👏👏👏👏👏