Sh*t My Dad Says

by Justin Halpern

All I ask is that you pick up your shit so you don’t leave your bedroom looking like it was used for a gang bang,” he said.

lol... this is gonna be a fun read!

“Goddamn it, I just sat on your goddamned truck guy…. Optimus Prime? I don’t give a shit what it’s called, keep it away from where I like to put my ass.”

omg haha