Sh*t My Dad Says

by Justin Halpern

“I just want silence…. Jesus, it doesn’t mean I don’t like you. It just means right now, I like silence more.”

Truth.

“If you work hard and study hard, and you fuck up, that’s okay. If you fuck up and you fuck up, then you’re a fuckup,”

That’s your curfew: not waking me up.”

You can’t just add ‘licious’ to nouns. That’s bullshit.”