Sh*t My Dad Says
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It’s not the size of the asshole you worry about, it’s how much shit comes out of it.”
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“Pick your furniture like you pick a wife; it should make you feel comfortable and look nice, but not so nice that if someone walks past it they want to steal it.”
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“You want that bullshit you like in your coffee?” he asked, holding a mug filled with the dark black liquid.