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“You got good friends. I like them. I don’t think they would fuck your girlfriend, if you had one.”
“Son, do I look like the type with a master fucking plan? I just wanted to talk to you and eat some eggs. Let me finish doing one of them.”
Different styles of raking? No, there’s one style, and then there’s bullshit. Guess which one you’re doing.”
On Getting a Job as a Cook at Hooters “You, my good man, are not as dumb as I first fucking suspected.”
Don’t lie to a Kentuckian about drinking or horses, son.”
“You’re not a cigar guy…. Well, the first reason that jumps out at me is that you hold it like you’re jerking off a mouse.”
“Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldn’t stand for shit. Just sat there. Big letdown.”
“Do people your age know how to comb their fucking hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their head and started fucking.”
“The baby will talk when he talks, relax. It ain’t like he knows the cure for cancer and just ain’t spitting it out.”
“People are always trying to tell you how they feel. Some of them say it outright, and some of them, they tell you with their actions. And you have to listen. I don’t know what will happen with your lady friend. I think she’s a nice person, and I hope you get what you want. But do me a favor: Listen, and don’t ignore what you hear.”
