In Other Lands

by Sarah Rees Brennan

“This is just like you,” said Luke. “Are you seriously going off to sulk over nobody wanting to talk about your dumb treaty? I know you think violence is a stupid last resort, but it was our only resort, and we did well. And you might not want to hear about anything we did, but other people do. People died, and you should show a little respect. And shut up about how unnecessary and useless war is for one night.” “I hope you’re enjoying your fight with Imaginary Elliot,” said Elliot. “Because I haven’t said a word since you came in.” “Well, why are you being so quiet?” “I can’t believe you just asked me that question. Are you aware that nobody in the history of time has ever asked me that question?” Elliot demanded. “Has it struck you that you are being a little hard to please right now, loser?” “What,” said Luke, and suddenly looked confused. “Are you trying?” Elliot had to admit that probably, from the outside, leaving a party early in a huff and then administering the silent treatment did not seem like he was trying especially hard. He considered Luke. He looked a little older than when Elliot had seen him last, and a lot more tired. “I am a bit,” Elliot said eventually. “I’m glad you’re both not dead, and I don’t want to fight.” “Oh,” said Luke. “Okay.”