“You are wrong and stupid and wrong about everything,” Elliot said. “Someone save me from this conversation.” “Hi,” said Adam. “Do you mind?” said Luke. “Get lost,” Elliot told him. “Oh, hey, reading again?” asked Adam, as if a) he knew Elliot at all, b) it was a funny hobby like compulsively making papier-mache rabbits, and c) Adam was being indulgent about it. “What’s the book?” Elliot smiled at him charmingly. “Oh, it’s a great book, it’s called None of Your Business by I’m Not Going To Tell You.” “This is a private conversation,” Luke added. Elliot tapped Luke approvingly on the knee with
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