“There are also simply some women, warriors and not, who can never be tempted by the shining hair and alluring chests of men,” said Serene. “Sure,” said Elliot. “Guys too. I mean, by women.” Serene frowned. “Are you sure?” “Yeah, a guidance counselor gave me a ton of pamphlets over this guy called Simon,” said Elliot. “I’ll show you some.” “It just seems so unlikely, given that men cannot truly feel the pulse of desi—” “It’s true,” Luke said abruptly, “and if you two start talking like you did last night in front of strangers I will put my head in the fire.”
