“I wish I could grow a moustache like that,” Elliot said wistfully. “Probably a bad idea,” said Luke. “You can’t control the hair you’ve got.” “Besides,” said Serene, joining them, “I know it’s natural and everything, but don’t you think it looks weird if a man has hair anywhere but on his head? I mean, can they not be bothered to put in the time and effort to look good?”