“I suppose you think that just because I am unmarried and in employment I am no better than a hussy peddling pornographic literature!” “What?” Elliot said. “No. What?” “I’ll have you know, I am dedicated to my passion for the written word,” Bright raged. “And one day, my true elven knight will come, and she will understand my love of literature and why I felt called to promote said love among human children. Moreover, I will come pure to my marriage bed, as all true gentlemen should aspire to do!”
