“I’m—I like guys,” said Luke, staring at his desk. “Romantically.” Elliot put his hand up so fast he almost dislocated his arm. Captain Whiteleaf was staring and nodded, possibly on stunned autopilot. “Since when?” Elliot demanded. Luke put his hand back up. “Since always.” Elliot put his hand up in retaliation. “That’s absurd.”
This is the funniest fucking coming out scene I’ve ever read. Literally why would you choose now Luke. Why. And the whole hand raising thing is hysterical
