‘I can be romantic,’ said Todd, folding his arms. ‘Just not stupid. It’s all part of the illusion. The cake. The dress. But when it comes to the vows, they mean Jack shit a few months down the line. The whole wedding probably makes things worse. Spending all that money, focusing on the crappy details, how much you’re going to impress the audience, because that’s what it is, one big show. And
