Heretics Anonymous

by Katie Henry

THERE IS SOMETHING truly evil about plaid. It might look like just a crisscrossed grid of colors, but in my experience, much like comets and black cats, plaid is a harbinger of doom.

just because a person says something is true doesn’t mean it is, and anyone who tells you otherwise is probably trying to keep you from doing something fun.

I feel like an unnecessary prop in some diorama of family togetherness.

New life plan: form a band called Cosmic Killjoy.

Just because you put everyone in the same clothes and make them do the same things doesn’t mean they think the same, and they shouldn’t have to.