The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy #1-5)
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First, it is slightly cheaper; and second, it has the words DON’T PANIC inscribed in large friendly letters on its cover.
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It might not even have made much difference to them if they’d known exactly how much power the President of the Galaxy actually wielded: none at all. Only six people in the Galaxy knew that the job of the Galactic President was not to wield power but to attract attention away from it. Zaphod Beeblebrox was amazingly good at his job.
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“I only know as much about myself as my mind can work out under its current conditions. And its current conditions are not good.”
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“The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate.”
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How do you know you’re having fun if there’s no one watching you have it?
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until they were all suddenly wiped out by a virulent disease contracted from a dirty telephone.