The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy #1-5)

by Douglas Adams

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

“Shee, you guys are so unhip it’s a wonder your bums don’t fall off.”

It’s rubbish,” said Zaphod, “nothing but a gnab gib.” “A what?” “Opposite of a big bang. Come on, let’s get zappy.”