‘I asked: What is it? She whispered: Nothing. I said: Something is, but she just wept. I took the husband aside and asked: When was the last time you touched her? He started: You see, I’ve been clearing a virgin land. You see, the rains are coming. You see, I need to start planting … I said, Shut up. I see your home crumbling. Can virgin land cheat on you? Now go in there and fuck the steam out of her.